Sword fighting gay
1:Using ones own penis, be it erect of flaccid, to engage in combat with another man/traps penis. Much appreciate sword fighting, there are many distinct personalized maneuvers depending on what size your weapon and skill level. Usually done between fine friends, and preferably with heterosexuals, however the act of attacking another man's penis with your penis may form you appear queer yourself.
Tl;Dr: slapping dicks with dudes entity a faggot
male 1: (whips dick out) EN GARDE!!!!
male 2: (also whips out dick) commence the slapfest!!!!
*slap slap slapslap slap slapslap slap slap slap slap*
there is no victor because sword fighting in this style makes you gay.
by uhnanimuss October 16, 2012
Also known as a sausage fest. Sword fights are parties with an overwhelming amount of males. What few females there are usually being cock blocked too. They expand when too many different cliques choose to show up, with few females being told of the party. Also, if two parties are being held at the equal time, more or less one of them will change into a sword fight, depending on which people the girls like.
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Historical Fighting Guide — Big Queer Sword Day was a huge gay success!
“All of the workshops were taught by queer instructors, and the event was expose to everyone while centering LGBT experiences in martial arts. It was an absolute blast!
Beth Hammer of Lonin taught two workshops on essential longsword skills. All About That Base taught attendees how to use footwork and posture to generate power and resistance in any fight. Seize ‘Em By The Blade was an exploration of Fiore dei Liberi’s blade grabs, and covered how to build effective techniques from a few core principles.
Claire Wemyss of Vancouver Strength Collective‘s Kunst des Funkelns program brought her personal coaching background to her first-ever workshop, Design Your Good Time. Our attendees built important self-reflection and communication skills that allowed them to erect training relationships and drills that served their own training goals.
Jon Mills of Vancouver Strength Collective and Kunst des Funkelns warmed everyone up after lunch with Breathing Around Corners, and taught attendees how to breathe effectively under both physical and passionate pressure. Everyone came away with a much deepe
Big Gay Sword Day and celebration vs struggle – Kaja(s)words
“I’ve written the official review of the event already (it’s on the Valkyrie blog), but today I wanted to show on what it meant to me. And that’s led me to something that I think a lot of my peers don’t understand about gender non-conforming events: that they’re not really about struggle, but about celebration.
The culture we live in paints us into a bit of a corner when it comes to talking about this stuff. There’s enough resistance to the thought of running a gay event, that we often have to make a case for why such things are necessary (as if any swordfighting event is “necessary”, rather than “desireable”). This usually means explaining how hard it is for queer and trans people to participate in HEMA. We speak about how we are bullied, harassed, and excluded. We talk about how the machismo of martial arts spaces can produce anyone who doesn’t conform to traditional gender roles feel unsafe, or unwanted. We point to unattractive incidents like the banning of a trans fighter from a women’s tournament for entirely spurious reasons. We talk about how queer spa
I refuse to transform my headcanon that most of the other people at Canaan House probably thought Gideon was Harrow’s pretty young man toy until she showed them she could actually battle because she acted exactly nothing prefer a real Cav in anyway. A teenage ruler shows up with a hot butch that clearly isn’t trained to be a ninth Cav or even a normal-ish one? Come on. They probably consideration griddlehark were over compensating trying to hide by staying away from each other. 
#the locked tomb#gideon nav#harrow nonagesimus#griddlehark#jokes on them#Harrow adorable much DID transport Gideon as a pretty boy toy#because she clearly barely understands just how good Gideon is with swords#like she openly admits that she’s surprised that Gideon is that good when they fight the bone monster thing#bitch why did you carry her then if you didn’t actually know she was one of the best swordswoman ever ?????#oh because you wanted her with you. gay bitch.
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Listen, Deadpool is in devote with any shorty, gruff, disaster person who bully’s him. And let’s deal with it, none of them are capable of full robust relationships. They all just meet up on rooftops, make-out and die.
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